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Sheba
11-25-2006, 06:53 AM
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For generations, American parents have trusted Barbie to prepare our daughters for adulthood, when they’ll be judged by completely unrealistic standards of beauty. Now, along comes everybody’s favorite plastic blonde with another reality check for the little she-tots. There’s no better way to say “Merry Christmas, and get ready for a lifetime of household drudgery” than the Barbie Real Vacuum by Bissell.


Ah, but we shouldn’t be so cynical. It doesn’t befit the season. Besides, the Barbie Real Vacuum is more than just a toy-slash-propaganda-piece; it’s an honest-to-Gaea cordless, rechargeable sweeper. A rotating brush, an easy-empty dust cup, and a washable filter make it easy for the wee lass in your life to make herself useful. Just one push of a button converts the Barbie Real Vacuum to a hand vac, and the whole thing weighs a mere 3.25 lbs, well within the capacities of all but the scrawniest kids.


It’s wonderful how those innocent, wide-eyed bambinas love to help out around the house. Take advantage while you can with the Barbie Real Vacuum by Bissell. After all, in just a few short years your little girl will be stealing your cigarettes and sneaking out of the house every night. There’s nothing the Barbie Real Vacuum can do about that, but at least you’ll have gotten some housework out of her in the meantime.
Warranty: One year

Features:
Working vacuum; ideal for children to maintain their rooms
Quickly converts to handheld vacuum for cleaning smaller spaces
Great for Bare Floors and Rugs
Cordless and lightweight
Stores Easily
Rechargeable battery provides cordless operation with 12 minutes of power
Removable dust cup (no paper bags required)
Rotating Brush
Low profile for cleaning under furniture
For ages 6 to 106
*I* want one! :rant: And Home Depot has them for $39 :D :dance:

Lizz
11-25-2006, 07:54 AM
For generations, American parents have trusted Barbie to prepare our daughters for adulthood, when they’ll be judged by completely unrealistic standards of beauty. Now, along comes everybody’s favorite plastic blonde with another reality check for the little she-tots. There’s no better way to say “Merry Christmas, and get ready for a lifetime of household drudgery” than the Barbie Real Vacuum by Bissell.

OMG!!!! :killingme

LMFAO!

collrob2101
11-25-2006, 09:36 AM
lmao!

Rebecca
11-25-2006, 10:53 AM
That is HILARIOUS!! *ponders getting it*

I can just see it: '*I* wanna vacuum!' 'No, it's *my* turn' 'No! Mine!'
'Moooooom, Emily won't let me vacuum!!'

Lizz
11-25-2006, 10:55 AM
That is HILARIOUS!! *ponders getting it*

I can just see it: '*I* wanna vacuum!' 'No, it's *my* turn' 'No! Mine!'
'Moooooom, Emily won't let me vacuum!!'

I know right???? /me

I wish they made a hotwheels version. Damned gender stereotypes! :getyou:

Rebecca
11-25-2006, 11:00 AM
:laugh: :climbsonLizz'shead:

Natale
11-25-2006, 04:07 PM
They had these on woot the other night for $20.

Sheba
11-27-2006, 05:30 PM
I missed it too :cry: that's where I found that at, on the wooty site you all posted :rofl: