Oh HAYULL NAW!

[Moke]

Coach Suge

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September 27, 2005 -- HULKING hip-hop boss Marion "Suge" Knight is considering quitting the rap game and becoming a college football coach. The Death Row Records founder, who was shot in the leg last month, says he wants to take gang youths in L.A. and turn them into athletes. "I'm at a point where probably in the next couple of years I'm gonna go coach football," he tells contactmusic.com. "It's something I enjoy. I don't need a paycheck for it." The 325-pound Knight went to University of Nevada at Las Vegas on a football scholarship and briefly played for the Oakland Raiders.

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*blank stare*


* Prays the rosary for his team.* Don't make Suge mad.

[Tina]

Suge is just sniffing around Snoop's ass again. Big copycat.

*changes name and leaves town*

[Ms. Kim]

I think he would make a wonderful football coach... guiding those youths to turn out to be criminal...ahem... I mean positive roll models for others!

:angel: :bs:

[Angie]

Come on now....give the guy a break....he'd only bust ONE cap, instead of TWO, in their asses if they lost.

That's a step in the right direction, right?

[Chrissy]

gang youths in L.A. and turn them into athletes
Yeah Suge behind you will make anyone run faster. Pretty sure a cap in their ass would put a jump in their step too.

[Moke]

Suge is just sniffing around Snoop's ass again. Big copycat.

*changes name and leaves town*


:ohthedram

I'm telling.

[Vorpal_Bunny]

Hey, Don King is getting old. Sports needs another violent, corrupt, well-dressed leech to replace him.